Why I sell in the stores what you could sell in the streets?
California had like four dollars to its name for about 5 years. In retrospect, this was actually a really bad move. Why they let the Terminator win the election? Why they come up with the witness protection?īecause some snitches, in fact, don’t get stitches. You can’t bring that thing into Yonkers/anything above 175 th street and expect to keep it. Why I can’t come through in the pecan Jag?īecause the mere idea of that car is ridiculous. That’s why our life is a continuous quest to not fuck out lives up. Why a n***a always want what he can’t have?
JADAKISS WHY HOW TO
Why they stop letting n****s get degrees in jail?īecause Professor Asshole CO doesn’t know how to teach a historically accurate version of the Renaissance Era.Īnd why do n****s lie in 85% of they rhymes?īECAUSE NOT ALL OF US CAN AFFORD TO POP CRIS, JADA Maybe it’s because you rap about distributing cocaine 90% of the time. Why they gotta open your package and read your mail? Well, maybe he had a bike and wanted to reduce his carbon footprint. Why my n***a D ain’t pull out his Ferrari? (It’s because I’m bigger than most of them and sneakily have a crippling inferiority complex) My friends? Let’s not resort to name calling. So we can start poppin’ Cris instead of taking straight shots. Has anyone ever hooked up without kissing? Seriously. Someone aimed a gun at the door, most likely.īecause HOW ELSE are you going to eat tuna tartare?! Don’t be a peasant, Jada. Can we get these fireball shots off in peace? Why, at the bar, you ain’t take straight shots instead of poppin Cris?
Pac’s alive and Biggie was going to get killed by the LDL Cholesterol gang at some point. Mama Dub and Papa Dub had a little sex, Mama Dub got pregnant and she gave birth. Related – “Snitches get Stitches” was not officially implemented yet, so I guess that might explain it, too. Looked this up and it’s true that ratting hit it’s apex in the Summer of 2004. That said, trying to be fly is of UTMOST importance 24/7, so this is kind of a Catch 22. Have to respect Jada for advising us to save, invest and make sound financial decisions. Why you don’t stack instead of trying to be fly? Why is a brother up north better than Jordan that ain’t get that break? Poor distribution of revenue, terrible spending habits, abysmal investments – I don’t know, I’m just spit balling. You’re richer than me and get more girls than me. You might need to invest in Quickbooks or Excel or something, man.Īnd if it’s all love, daddy, why you come with your 9? I’m not going to sugarcoat this one, Jada, but this is below even the bootleg market value. Why they selling n****s CD’s for under a dime? Does the penalty fit the crime? Fuck if I know – this is getting too real for me. Ya know, killing someone is VERY different than not killing someone. Turn around only give you eight months for a burner? It’s going down Might need to dust off my non-existent JD for this one. If you kill someone, that’s pretty bad, but if it was in self-defense there is a nifty little gray-area that the legal system sorts out. Yea, and why they gonna give you life for a murder? We just want to get drunk on someone else’s dime and have sex with the girls that you don’t want to have sex with without worrying about jail or death. Are you, like, trying to get some Wendys or are we going to break into a house to shoot some people?Īnd why they never get it popping but they party to death?
Long answer: Steve Jobs and his tiny, invisible iTunes robots that took money out of your wallet, probablyĪnd why them dudes ain’t riding if they part of your set? Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt? Yonkers is a pretty rough city and, let’s be honest, you don’t seem like the type of guy that embraces the use of moisturizer on a regular basis. Today is the day that someone, for no reason at all, answers all of the questions in “Why.” It has been hard to let a day go by over the past six months without ANY type of recognition, but today is the day that I speak up. The criminally under-celebrated 10 year anniversary of Jadakiss’ “Why” came and went this past July without mention–a borderline national tragedy.